Character: Ben, the sound operator at a community awards evening.
Suggested playing age: Late 20s–40s.
Tone: Comedic · practical panic.
Length: 203 words; approximately 75–105 seconds.
Format: one man addressing a silent listener.
The playing age is a guide to the circumstances. Time your own delivery, including reactions and pauses. This complete original is not an extract from a longer published play.
The Applause Is on a Timer: full monologue
The applause isn't faulty. It's exactly on time. That's the problem. At seven fourteen, the room congratulates whoever happens to be speaking, regardless of what they've just said.
In rehearsal, Councillor Webb announced that the roof repairs would take another six months. Standing ovation. Then she said the toilets would remain closed. An encore. I didn't even know we'd bought an encore.
You said to follow the running order. I have followed it so closely that the running order is now the only person enjoying this evening. Everyone else is trying to catch up with a spreadsheet.
We could ask people to speak faster, but Mr Patel has brought a poem. It's handwritten on both sides. When I asked how long it was, he said it had taken him forty years. I don't think my stopwatch is going to help.
Also, I need to confess something. The whistles are me. I thought the first version sounded a bit thin, so I added enthusiasm. I'm now enthusiastically whistling over a speech about the lost-property cupboard.
Let me turn it off. I'll sit here, listen, and press the button when somebody actually finishes. Or we could let the audience clap. They're already bringing their hands.
Understand the scene
Speaking to: The event coordinator, who has insisted that the entire evening run to a fixed schedule.
Immediate objective: Get permission to stop the automatic applause and follow the speakers in real time.
The change: He gives up defending the equipment and admits his own contribution to the mounting problem.
Acting questions
- Why does Ben initially defend the track instead of asking to remove it?
- Which example finally seems to make the coordinator understand?
- Is the confession about the whistles prepared or forced out of him?
- Does the last suggestion feel obvious, daring or both in this room?
A rehearsal experiment
Imagine the coordinator has only thirty seconds to listen. Deliver the full text without rushing, choosing which detail might win attention next. Then try a take with a very attentive listener. Notice whether you still need to push every example as hard.
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Remember the sequence of thoughts
Connect the exact time, roof announcement, spreadsheet, handwritten poem, whistles and audience hands. Practice the transition into the confession; it changes Ben from a witness to someone who helped cause the problem.
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Content: A fictional event rehearsal, toilet closure and mild professional embarrassment; no strong language.
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