Tone: Anxious overpreparation
Suggested performers: Teens and young adults; any gender
Length: 145 words; approximately 45–75 seconds
Format: one speaker addressing a silent listener
Timing is a starting estimate, not a guaranteed audition length. Time your own delivery with pauses. This is an original standalone piece, not an extract from a published play.
My Five-Year Plan Has Tabs: full monologue
I brought my five-year plan. Blue tabs are education, green tabs are money, and yellow tabs are exciting personal growth that I have scheduled for Thursday afternoons.
There are several possible careers. Architect. Marine biologist. Person who gets paid to name paint colors. That last one has fewer entry requirements than you would think. I've already thought of 'Apologetic Beige.'
The red tab is for unexpected events. I haven't written anything under it because that would make them expected. I do understand planning.
What do I want? Right now? For you to admire the folder for another minute while I work out an answer.
Everybody keeps saying keep your options open, but then they hand me a form with one little box. Could we start with something smaller than my whole life? Perhaps what I should do after lunch. I have a tab for that.
What is happening in this scene?
A student arrives at a careers meeting with an elaborate folder that avoids the question of what they want.
You are speaking to: Your careers adviser, who asked where you see yourself in five years.
You want: Convince the adviser you are prepared, then find permission to be uncertain.
The change to explore: The impressive filing system cannot supply a choice you actually want to make.
Acting choices to try
- Did you make the folder to help yourself or impress somebody else?
- Which career briefly feels like a real possibility?
- Is the final question an escape or your first useful request for help?
Use one folder, without adding real pages to turn during every sentence. Find the single moment when you stop presenting it and look directly at the adviser.
These are starting points. Try a different intention or pace, and let the response you imagine from your listener affect your next thought. You do not need to copy the recorded delivery.
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Use the monologue preparation plan for a short deadline, or try the recall exercises in How to Memorize Lines.
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